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Egg Demotivational Poster


PRINCE CHARMING - Pleads for his life in Biology Class.




AHNOLD - Gettin' to da choppa since 1987


TAGS: ahnold arnold schwarzenegger get to da choppa lol
Rating: 3.32/5

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Guest091 - August 9, 2009, 8:16 am
He should have boarded da choppa by now. lol


EASTER EGG HUNTS CANCELLED -




F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....




REMEMBER -


TAGS: action intention hard boiled egg
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

spacedog - February 8, 2014, 2:27 pm
Nice one.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:54 pm
remember, some people will judge you on their own misconceiptions of what you are, will misinterpret what you say nad will havemore energy to break your back than you have to tell your mind , )
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2011, 5:56 pm
Very nice. 5L
mariand - October 4, 2011, 2:41 am
nice one


NUTS?!? -


TAGS: vegetarians veggies trees kill
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by forseti

crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
5kippy brand whipped tree foetu5e5.
spacedog - August 5, 2011, 6:59 pm
HA! Them unborn are dang ta5ty.
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:25 am
Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Verdeckt - August 5, 2011, 8:35 am
Ba5tards!
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 7:27 am
Ironically epic! 5L my good sir.


IMPROVEMENT IN BREAKFAST -


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!


BEGGING -


TAGS: cat begging cute wytch
Rating: 3.6/5

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Thedge - September 18, 2014, 12:22 pm
When it comes to cats, I always say yes. To my Alsation Wolf Dog. Nice image. 5 meows.


SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.




THE OMELET JOKE - Knock Knock! Who's there? Omelet.


TAGS: egg
Rating: 3.71/5

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THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked


TAGS: eggs crack stupid joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




THAT DAMN CHUCK NORRIS -




EASTER - CANCELLED -




PARTY ON GARTH -


TAGS: kegger college
Rating: 4.97/5

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mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:21 am
yeah, until then is training for alcoholism...


GREED -




DA' CHOPPA! - GET TO IT!!!!!




NOW THAT... - is more like it.


TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're f***in' annoying. screw off, dude.


REGGAE CONCERTS - TTH is always first in line for tickets


TAGS: tth afro reggae
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - July 7, 2010, 5:45 am
No more Elvis (pic 70007) or just a great fan of every kind of music?!? ;)
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2010, 12:45 pm
Nice one Airman.


CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
****tails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


TRADITIONS -


TAGS: hunting on easter egg island
Rating: 4.66/5

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GaryO - April 9, 2012, 8:41 am
Thanx Bud
Budog - April 9, 2012, 3:22 am
Awesome 5L
GaryO - April 8, 2012, 5:52 pm
Thanx Rick…tried my hand at a farsidian theme. Larson could really bring it
Rick69 - April 8, 2012, 5:41 pm
Absolutely loving this... "God, a little help here..." XD


ASK ANY PLUMBER -


TAGS: spring autumnal equinox calendar egg
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2011, 10:12 am

dec 21.....2012....laugh now
dslohand - September 25, 2011, 9:44 pm
I really liked this. 5 yokes for you


GUNS FOR BEGINNERS - Point the scary end at the thing you wanna poke holes in


TAGS: guns begginner 101
Rating: 3.86/5

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templar13 - May 15, 2012, 5:57 pm
Wow. Outside of work and school I never really thought I'd hear someone talk about the fundamentals. You're right, I shoulda mentioned the laser rule.
SteveFurlong - May 15, 2012, 1:55 pm
4L. If you'd put a second line, "Never point the scary end at things you don't wanna poke holes in" it would be 5L for covering the fundamentals of a gun safety course.


COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
someone...even
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.


HUEVOS SUAVE -


TAGS: eggies
Rating: 2.44/5

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BACON & EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.


TAGS: bacon eggs
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 10:28 am
Nice, 5L


TIME - well spent




POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




The Day -


TAGS: egg chicken prison hatched
Rating: 5/5

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 7:36 pm
Suuuuure it was...;)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 5:38 pm
I had to escape, the sky was falling!!!
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
Thanks, Priss. :)
MissPriss - September 14, 2013, 1:08 pm
First 5L chuckle of the day
falloutghoul - September 14, 2013, 9:53 am
No problem, CL. :)
chickenlittle - September 14, 2013, 9:38 am
Hahaahaa, love this!!! I have those little tally marks on my wall too but there are alot more of them. Thanks for the laugh falloutghoul! 5 escaped lions :D


SKYNET - If you change it to "Siri" it's even scarier AND more realistic.




SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
Amsome, another great one Bone!


GEORGE BUSH - NOTHING SLIPS BY HIM -


TAGS: george bush arnold schwarzenegger stupid
Rating: 2.81/5

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Rollseyes - September 30, 2009, 6:26 pm
*YAWN!*


SOLVED -


TAGS: the chicken or the egg
Rating: 4.76/5

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forseti - June 30, 2011, 3:07 am
ROFL


WOULD YOU -




I KNEW IT - Bulls don't lay eggs




NOT YOUR PARENTS' DADAISM - Not even close.


TAGS: egg or bird
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - April 9, 2013, 10:12 pm

DADA is the single greatest art movement in human history, IMO. Good'un, Uggster.
Krickit - April 9, 2013, 9:40 pm
Certainly not. My father thinks he's above nonsense like this DaDa you speak of, just cuz he gots a doctorate or some 5hit like dat.


THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE -


TAGS: eggs ketchup
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ding - January 26, 2011, 12:54 pm
Mmmm... tab*sco... Are you tempting me with the Dark Side?
rerun - January 23, 2011, 10:56 am

black pepper & sea salt....maybe some tabassco
Ding - January 23, 2011, 8:58 am
Ketchup AND eggs?? Christ alive will these deviants stop at nothing? Black pepper. Stop.
rerun - January 11, 2011, 9:26 pm

I like my eggs unfertalized.
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 11:36 am
I was just eating a fried egg sandwich w/ ketchup when I read this poster.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2011, 9:20 am
so that's how you like your eggs?
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 9:18 am
That's the only way to eat eggs!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2011, 12:54 pm
Guilty! I've done that since I was 5 years old in '77


UGH!!! - You didn't tell me I was raw!!!


TAGS: sick egg
Rating: 3.65/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 31, 2012, 3:49 pm
Picture = 5L potential... Caption and text = well... less than that. still made me giggle, so 4L


DECK THE HALLS - with lots of alcohol


TAGS: christmas 2012 booze grog eggnog
Rating: 3.6/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2012, 10:17 am
Fa-la-la-la-*hic!*-la-la-la!


HARD BOILED EGGS - your doing it right


TAGS: eggs
Rating: 3.33/5

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HE'LL BE BACK - He always comes back...


TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sho - June 18, 2012, 9:06 pm
Why are you not in the chopper? 4L


LOVE - It's all about timing


TAGS: egg timers
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:15 am
Biological clock. Double entendre.
1967chevelle - September 15, 2011, 10:51 am
What would yours have said?
mariand - September 14, 2011, 6:53 am
5L...because I thought about this and I didn't got to make poster of it ;o)


1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.




ONE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP -


TAGS: veggie told me you had some nice hind quarter already ground
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:02 pm
Mucho thanks rerun
rerun - January 3, 2010, 7:04 pm

5 kosher pork filled lions


HEY HONEY LOOK - I'M A GOD DAMN FREAKIN' EASTER EGG BABY!


TAGS: i am an easter egg
Rating: 3.5/5

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forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:58 pm
was boiled a little too h** i think! 4 ;)


EGGCITING! -




RACISM IMMUNITY -




TRUE LOVE -




RESPECT - A man doesn;t automatically get my respect He has to get down on the ground and beg for it




TYPECASTING -


TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN


PROMISES - DON'T SAY YOUR GOING TO CALL WHEN YOU WONT


TAGS: egg
Rating: 3.33/5

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PISSED OFF ! - THE REJECTED CRACKED EASTER EGGS ARE PISSED OFF AND PLOTTING THEIR REVENGE ON THE EASTER BUNNY


TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.


UHMM ... HUH? -


TAGS: six legged sheep
Rating: 3.08/5

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Sean - November 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
No I'm pretty sure they're annoyed too.
Derek - November 19, 2009, 1:19 am
..except for Blade Runner aficionados


YO BITCH! -


TAGS: don t forget my beggin strips
Rating: 2.93/5

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LogicDude - November 19, 2009, 3:38 pm
Operator? Operator! It's that idiot Timmy - he's down the well again!


BREAKFAST -


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life


ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!




EASTER EGG HUNTING - It's a highly competitive, full contact sport.




SEX - 'Cos he wus horny


TAGS: arpaleggia
Rating: 2.44/5
Captain Amazing - May 11, 2009, 8:28 pm
... I think it was a good enough reason.


LACHANOPHOBIA -


TAGS: irrational phobia challenge veggies are scary ice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Faceplant31 - October 14, 2010, 3:17 pm
On motifake you recieve virtual b!tch slap for using the "in soviet russia" ine 5150... SMACK.... now go stand in the corner. Anyways, 5L ice
5150monkeylove - October 14, 2010, 12:28 am
in soviet russia, salad tosses you


LATE NIGHT HELP -




HASTA LA VISTA, TERMINATOR -


TAGS: schwarzenegger shriver terminator hasta la vista i ll be back
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
Wow, he's gotten old. I suppose his now-ex wife won't be voting for him.
champ99 - May 18, 2011, 9:47 am
They now call him the Sperminator....


SET YOUR MIND IN MOTION -


TAGS: egg shell carving
Rating: 4.64/5

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spacedog - December 16, 2010, 5:09 pm
Nice one James.


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


BEGGAR - It's their pride not to steal Somehow, I'm pretty sure that's my bag


TAGS: beggar pride
Rating: 4.33/5

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Samson - April 6, 2011, 5:18 pm
Man, Adam Sandler has really let himself go...
spacedog - March 31, 2011, 6:08 pm
Strange to say that guy is better dressed than I am most days. XXL G.N.R. shirt? I'd never wear that to work.


I DON'T CARE -


TAGS: begging won t help
Rating: 4.09/5

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Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 1:54 am
Nice, 5 Money sh**s for you airman


BUGGING OUT -




ONE MORNING - I woke up and went downstairs to find that my girlfriend had made eggs. So we cooked them.


TAGS: eggs think about it
Rating: 3.85/5

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NumberXIII - January 26, 2012, 10:52 am
Ha! Yeah, that would've been better... Maybe I'll do another with that one in the far future. You think Rerun would catch it?
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:05 am
with 'woman lay eggs, I got this one : http://www.danacentre.org.uk/events/2005/09/29/3. a pregnant woman does it too. a funny pic with and egg, not jut an egg ! good poster anyway
NumberXIII - January 25, 2012, 10:55 pm
All I could think to search for was eggs. What would you have put on there? No hostility, just curious
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:32 pm
I like this one, the quote is funny, but you could have searched a better picture


THE ANSWER YOU WERE LOOKING FOR -


TAGS: chicken egg
Rating: 3.8/5

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justlogic - April 23, 2010, 12:25 am
going by the correct laws of evolution and natural selection, the egg came first. two near chicken like birds past on the correct genes to give birth to the first bird we define as the chicken. ownd.


WHO WAS - the first persion to say i am going to eat what ever comes out the chickens bum


TAGS: egg
Rating: 3.71/5

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MrRandom - February 10, 2010, 8:05 pm
Xerxes.


YOU NEVER FORGET -




FINE DINING -


TAGS: bacon and eggs
Rating: 3.21/5

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MMMMM...... - some eggs NEED to be put in the pan




TOO MUCH? -




Chocolate Egg Creams -


TAGS: egg creams black adam marvel shazam dc comics fawcett
Rating: 2.68/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:15 am
Okay, one more thing. Egg creams contain no egg and no cream. They are chocolate syrup, seltzer water, and milk, all added together and mixed up. and very good, too.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:13 am
Wikipedia explicates here:"After the comic book sup***illain Black Adam was captured by Captain Marvel, the magic word that gave him his powers was changed from "Shazam!" to "Chocolate egg cream", a phrase he was considered unlikely ever to utter." There
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:10 am
This is Black Adam, a sup***illain-esque guy currently of the DC universe of comics, and I believe in this scene he was actually getting an egg cream, which is, for those who don't know, a milkshake like concoction of sublime tastiness.
biggy titty - October 18, 2008, 4:02 pm
picture, wtf, someone make me understand.


REGGIE FILS-AIME - He will kick your ass


TAGS: gravy666 gravy 666 reggie fils aime fils aime nintendo snokendo super mario 64
Rating: 2.67/5

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Eric - May 25, 2009, 11:06 pm
He's wearing a Link pin because he's with Nintendo. Duh.
Tara - January 1, 2009, 4:03 pm
why is he wearing a Link pin?
LogicDude - December 20, 2008, 12:26 am
*cough* Genesis! *cough*
Fatty - December 19, 2008, 4:41 pm
He looks like a puppet in that Phil Collins video...


TIME - some people use it better than others


TAGS: eggs
Rating: 2.18/5

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YOUR ARGUMENT - is invalid to Egg-Hat.


TAGS: egg eggs hat invalid wrong argument cool awesome
Rating: 1.45/5

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barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
Redundant caption is redundant.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
YOUR POST is repetitious.


non-stick cookware -


TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.


Just Relax -


TAGS: eight legged massage flexible
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 6:00 am
Greeny 5cores another big hit! 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 1:37 am
And in the position HE is in, by saying that, it's also a quick east to accidentally getting a black eye. (foot + face)
GaryO - August 13, 2013, 10:06 pm
I don’t ge…….oh
lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:45 pm

LOLOL!!!~5L


Boneless Chicken -


TAGS: boneless chicken fresh eggs
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:28 pm
Worked at a fast food place once. You don't know how true that is...Mc(cough)muffin...would you like that mcfetusized?
spacedog - April 14, 2014, 11:13 pm
Nice.


Indisputable -


TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am
But a broken drum...


Self-help seminars -




heartrending -




Eggs Like to Yoke Around -


TAGS: eggs yoke pun death cracked
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 8:48 pm
Grooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn...


* Knock * Knock * -




One-Legged Dog -


TAGS: dog collie one legged obedient stay
Rating: 4.91/5

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MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:44 am
he'd have to if he ever wanted to h*mp your leg.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:43 am
My grandpa was from the Ukraine and always said "a one legged dog makes for a great stew!" or sumtin like that...teehee
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:29 pm
Of course, Granddad was an alcoholic sociopath with violent tendencies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 28, 2013, 11:28 pm
My Grandfather often said that "a one legged dog can lead the pack better than most"
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 11:13 pm
still, looks like he has a spring in his step
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:39 pm
Does that really well, has lots of problems with sit though.
MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 10:38 pm
Nope, that was the runt from the same litter :)
GaryO - November 28, 2013, 7:06 pm
Stay. Good doggie.
Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:34 pm
Answers to Lucky?


Killing time -


TAGS: parody garyo deep thoughts vegging
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - August 31, 2014, 9:05 pm
HAH! 5L/fav
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:44 pm
Dog! I thought it was one of the old, er, senior farts creations until I scroll down and saw your name...too funny


Holiday Cheer -


TAGS: christmas eggnog agnostic holiday cheer
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - December 16, 2013, 9:35 pm
You make it easy, Oldy. Raisin’ the glass


WILDLIFE -


TAGS: raccoon kegger
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - November 18, 2010, 10:43 am
Nice one space! 5L


Noise -


TAGS: noise chickens eggs asteroids twain
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:14 am
Hey Bobb ~ this sort-of reminds me of Glen Campbell's hit tune - I AM AN OMELETTE FOR THE COUNTY!
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
This is s-o-o-o-o true. Lotsa social pressure amongst the biddies. Had one lay an egg fulla shyt just cause she was the last to produce. She was so proud of that shyt egg, struttin’ around an all.


Coming out of your shell -


TAGS: hollow eggs footprints no hiding
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

chickenlittle - July 13, 2014, 3:15 pm
I can totally relate! 5L :)


TRAMP - I know, would you check out that dye job ...




Scrambled -




reality -


TAGS: conscience beggar reality
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:02 pm
Thanks GaryO and MissPriss :)
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 8:02 pm
5L Bang!
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:59 am
Bingo


Eggs? -




SNIPER HUNTING - The cannon-cockers on the outskirts of town, Manning the "88" and "105" Are doing that. You, you're a DECOY.




Awards -




SUMMER IN THE CITY SUCKS! -


TAGS: beach crowd rage tth eggplant
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:45 am
ok...this is a brilliant moti
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:16 pm
Check it out, dude! Total h**tie in yellow!
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:14 pm
That's not waldo. That's spontaneous human combustion!
Anything - June 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
Waldo is near the top right.


Easter Fun -




COOL HANDPHIBIAN -


TAGS: frog eggs 50
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Airman - February 13, 2012, 11:38 am
Why'd you have to say 50? Why not 35 or 39?... Fifty is a nice round number
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 8:33 am
Kennedy sure nailed that ‘Dragline’, gullible but savvy, workin’ with what I got, role. Miss that kinda stuff….
animaxrock - February 13, 2012, 7:19 am
i think it can eat its own eggs!
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:02 am
my boy say he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 12:37 am
Hey, Babalugat5. We got a bet here.


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